Sunday, September 26, 2010

Any way you want it, that's the way you need it


Random story time.


So PN and I spent an entire two days a few weeks ago painting my room. We finished painting at around 9 pm night, and we took a break in my kitchen. We were home alone, so we thought we would go out and grab something to take home to eat (we were both in 'home' clothes that were covered in paint). We grabbed some cash and slipped on some fobby Asian slippers. Before we leave, however, I turn on the kitchen light so that people will think someone is home and won't be tempted to rob it. We head out to KFC, grab some food, and return home. I open the door to a dark house.

PN comes in behind me, and I shout out 'is any one home?' No one answers. I turn to PN and say 'didn't I turn a light on before we left?' He says yes, but he turned off the kitchen light when he walked past, and turned on the living room light instead. Or at least he thought he did. We argue over this while we walk in to the kitchen and put our food down. Before we sit, we hear a sound. We both freeze. I ask him in a whisper if he was SURE that he turned the light off. He tells me he isn't sure any more.

I tip toe to the basement door (because my room is in the basement) and I shout 'is anyone home?' as I flick on the stairway light. I see a shadow dart in to my room. I inhale deeply and am .0002348723765 seconds away from screaming when I hear my brother go 'DAMN IT.' He slinks out of my room and goes back in to his.

He had been waiting for me to come downstairs the entire time PN and I were arguing about the lights (for about 10 minutes) in an attempt to scare me.

-______- Siblings. Sigh.

Face:
BENEFIT bo-iong concealer in '02'
MAC msf natural/shimmer in 'medium dark'
MAC blush creme in 'ladyblush'

Eyes:
UDPP
MAC satin e/s in 'of summer' (all over lid)
MAC matte e/s in 'espresso' (outer v)
MAC matte e/s in 'wedge' (crease)
MAC frost e/s in 'ricepaper' (highlight)
MUFE aqua eyes pencil in '1L'
MAYBELLINE colossal mascara in 'waterproof black'

Lips:
MAC lustre l/s in 'london life'


Before the lipstick faded


What I'm wearing: Dress as top - American Apparel, Cardigan - Urban Outfitters, Trousers - H&M, Necklace - Forever21

8 comments:

brutalturtle.blogspot.com said...[Reply]

and I'm back.

Hello! I read the random story line by line. I think your brother is just super duper awesome :O if I could scare you like that I probably would too. I'm sorry it's just... impossible to pass up. Brilliant little man brilliant!!!!!

I like PN's car. It's hard for me to remember PN because pamela the blogger lady calls her boyfriend PP. and I keep gettin them mixed up (both huge and have the same hairstyle like all asians. including myself.) Have you noticed that? Shaved on the sides with a bit more at the top - so many of us do that and I dunno why. I did the korean hurricane hazel wraparound hair once and it looked alright... but I didn't want people to keep asking me if I was one. hongkonger and a proud one muthafucka. Plus long hair is a bitch. We guys just rub a towel on our head, 30 seconds done dry set it and forget it.

brutalturtle.blogspot.com said...[Reply]

anyway I said I liked his car because yesterday I sat in muimui's bf's celica and it was pretty awesomesauce. I had to sit in the back and omg for the first time in my life I couldn't sit properly as there was NO headroom... I had to slouch the entire time. That's when I tweeted you. But was nice!

you look pretty. Ajisen is okay you have to eat it without such high expectations man.. yes the soup is extremely MSG and the noodles are a bit hard... but it's a unique taste and I got used to it. I had ajisen in hongkong and I think the noodles tasted a lot softer but I'm not sure.

-thx for leaving a comment on my natalie post. I did notice the latvian girl having ghost face and it wasn't even the same colour as her neck because of the makeup. She needs to fire her stylist.

I wouldnt dare touch natalie.. girls intimidate me. I think I would actually faint :(

helen said...[Reply]

Omg I was reading your story and I kept thinking to myself "don't let it be a robber.. don't let it be a robber" scared the shit out of me >_< (ahaha yea I'm easily scared)

I scare my sister all the time when opportunities come around and it's always fun. But she screams so loud sometimes and just gets me into deeper trouble.. ohh siblings.

MeiBelle said...[Reply]

I LoLed reading this story. My fiance likes to scare me all the time -___-, but yeh.

And I love your title! Are you a Journey fan ?! ^^

How do u like the MUFE? Does it stay?

Elle said...[Reply]

wowzers, that wouldve scared the bajeezus outa me and i wouldve ended up beating my brother lol glad its all good tho =]

Katie Golightly said...[Reply]

may have to cop me one of those tops. i been lookin for a dope tribal/aztec print ; D

Elle said...[Reply]

wowzers, that wouldve scared the bajeezus outa me and i wouldve ended up beating my brother lol glad its all good tho =]

brutalturtle.blogspot.com said...[Reply]

and I'm back.

Hello! I read the random story line by line. I think your brother is just super duper awesome :O if I could scare you like that I probably would too. I'm sorry it's just... impossible to pass up. Brilliant little man brilliant!!!!!

I like PN's car. It's hard for me to remember PN because pamela the blogger lady calls her boyfriend PP. and I keep gettin them mixed up (both huge and have the same hairstyle like all asians. including myself.) Have you noticed that? Shaved on the sides with a bit more at the top - so many of us do that and I dunno why. I did the korean hurricane hazel wraparound hair once and it looked alright... but I didn't want people to keep asking me if I was one. hongkonger and a proud one muthafucka. Plus long hair is a bitch. We guys just rub a towel on our head, 30 seconds done dry set it and forget it.

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